Snakes: Slithery Peril or Portable Shelter?

The greatest danger to any wilderness explorer is the threat of hypothermia.

 

Those who find themselves spending a night alone in the wilds will soon wish they’d thought to wear heavier (or any) clothing.

 

Fortunately, nature provides us with the perfect natural solution!

 

Your average giant snake will be more than happy to lend assistance at a moment’s notice. Where else can you ride out the night in such cushiony comfort, warm and toasty inside the belly of one of nature’s perfect sleeping bags?

 

So, next time you find yourself lost in the rainforest, facing a damp, chilly night to come, seek out the help of one of our scaly friends.

 

You’ll be glad you did.

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