Slimes: Mushy Menace or Skin Care Routine?

Slimes.

In every dungeon of the world, you will find these gooey scavengers, cleaning the floors and disposing of unwary novice delvers.

Seldom appreciated, however, is the deep cleansing ability of the average slime’s slow-acting digestive fluids.

Do make certain to remove any clothing, armor, or valued magic items before partaking in the slime’s caustic cleansing routine. Their acids react far more aggressively in contact with non-living objects, clearing the way for the jelly-like flesh of the slime to reach the living flesh beneath.

And it goes without saying, that anyone wishing to take advantage of these cleansing properties should always have an effective exit strategy in place, lest they wind up the slime’s next meal.